Free Shipping & Returns

Free shipping for everyone. Whoever you are, wherever you are*.

Yep, you read that right.

If you're in Australia or NZ, we offer Free Delivery & Free Returns for you. Here's the deal:

  • Free Standard Shipping (2 - 4 Business Days with Australia Post Tracked delivery)
  • $10 Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days)

If, for whatever reason*, you're not happy with your shirt and want to exchange or refund, simply email us at with your order number & we'll send you a pre-paid return label to send your shirt/s back to us for an exchange or full refund. 

*Dissatisfaction includes incorrect sizing due to overindulging on festive treats. We get it.

*If you're outside of Australia/NZ, you get:

  • Free International Shipping (6-8 Days with Australia Post) on orders over $150! ($11.99 for orders under $150)

Unfortunately, if you're outside of Australia/NZ, we cannot pay for returns on international deliveries (yet) but we make it pretty easy for you to do so if your shirt is not right for you. Just email us at and we'll get in touch to process your exchange/return as soon as we get your shirt in the mail.




Q. Too much partying...

I underestimated how much partying I've been doing, have lost/gained a few kegs, and my awesome shirt no longer respects my body – can I return or exchange it?

A. Of course. Just send your shirt(s) back to us within 30 days of receiving it, and we’ll tee up an exchange or full refund. Flick us an email at and we'll sort it out for you.

Q. I'm so excited about receiving my shirt that I can't sleep or eat without knowing where it is. How can I track my order?

A. It's almost as important to sleep or eat as it is to party. We hear that coconuts help with both. Failing that, you can look up the location of your shirt using your tracking number. Failing that, contact Sir Lanka and he'll find out for you ( He is omniscient, after all.